Cookies are nice,
Cookies are yum,
Cookies are to eat rather than shoving it up the bum,
Show me your cookies,
I just want a looksies.
Chocolate chip,
Vagina dip,
Apple flavoured,
The flavour of the body of David?!
Steal my food,
You will lose what makes you a dude...
I shall simply use a knife,
To cut away what you would have given to your wife.
Delta likes cookies up the bum,
When she sucks cock she says "Oh yum yum",
Sprinkle cookies in her vagina,
Watch as she goes insane and jumps off a cruise liner.
Join the dark side we have cookies...
They're right over here, come have a looksies,
Yes yes, right over here,
We even have yummy cookie flavoured beer!
Kill Luke Skywalker and you get 3 cookies and 1/2
And after you're finished, you can have a little laugh,
At how stupid you are for accepting my bribe,
Coz Luke Skywalker would have saved the galaxy if he had been but alive.
And for those who have strange tendencies...
Don't worry I saved you 3 cookies, these,
Penis, bum-hole and male sweat in a cool breeze,
Here you are, take them for free,
Just don't tell anyone you got them from me!
Cookies are yum,
Cookies are to eat rather than shoving it up the bum,
Show me your cookies,
I just want a looksies.
Chocolate chip,
Vagina dip,
Apple flavoured,
The flavour of the body of David?!
Steal my food,
You will lose what makes you a dude...
I shall simply use a knife,
To cut away what you would have given to your wife.
Delta likes cookies up the bum,
When she sucks cock she says "Oh yum yum",
Sprinkle cookies in her vagina,
Watch as she goes insane and jumps off a cruise liner.
Join the dark side we have cookies...
They're right over here, come have a looksies,
Yes yes, right over here,
We even have yummy cookie flavoured beer!
Kill Luke Skywalker and you get 3 cookies and 1/2
And after you're finished, you can have a little laugh,
At how stupid you are for accepting my bribe,
Coz Luke Skywalker would have saved the galaxy if he had been but alive.
And for those who have strange tendencies...
Don't worry I saved you 3 cookies, these,
Penis, bum-hole and male sweat in a cool breeze,
Here you are, take them for free,
Just don't tell anyone you got them from me!
03/03/19, 01:42 pm by J3nk0J1
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